Closed Eye Man Hugs: Creepy Or Cute?
Do you fancy men keeping their eyes open or closed whilst locked in a lovingly bromantic embrace?
It’s a serious question that deserves serious answers, Kickettes.
'Photo Call' Category
Luis Figo & Helen Svedin: Top Gun Gala Guests
Do you loff Helen’s dress as much as we do? Images via Dave M. Benett/Getty Images Europe and Style.com.
FC Schalke 04: Mining Men
Raul, Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and their Schalke 04 team-mates spent the day today visiting the Auguste-Victoria coal mine in Marl, Germany to build team spirit and to show the solidarity with their supporters. Image: Reuters.
Kickette Fail Files: Marco Simone, AS Monaco FC
Image: planete-asm.fr.
Retired Serie A footballer turned Ligue 2 club manager, Marco Simone, has the most interesting hairstyle – if “style” is even the right word to call it?
You think those haven’t-been-washed-in-weeks strands are all really his? Or is this the effed up work of a hair piece?
If Marco’s bedhead didn’t sprout from his own scalp, well then, he should look into getting a refund.
Like, immediately.
Gareth Bale’s Thighs: Open For Business
GB’s legs can only treat one customer at a time so please grab a number and get in line behind us.
The Phestive Phwoar: Michael Ballack, Bayer Leverkusen
Michael Ballack was sporting this immensely fetching costume when he visited The Arts Club in Mayfair on Tuesday night. David Beckham & Prince Harry were spotted outside the same establishment as well – but just one night later.
‘Ballers & Booze: A Very Merry Guide To The Footy Club Christmas Party Circuit
Office holiday parties. Going to any, Kickettes?
Since we already go out drinking together two to three times a week – at least – it’s safe to say we’ll probably be throwing ourselves a bash of some kind soon. Even if it’s just the half dozen of us drunkenly shouting for the corner kebab stand to open up at 2 a.m. for their “very best customers” whom they only see every other Saturday night, it’ll still count as our annual celebration.
David Luiz & Didier Drogba: Phone Tag Teamers
David and Didier, you don’t always pick up your phones when we call and we hate you for that. Please understand that we need you to be reachable at all times.
We realise this seems like a double standard since we almost always press the silent button after the first ring, no matter who the caller is. If you’d like to discuss this issue further instead of playing phone tag, be sure to leave our inboxes a message and we’ll get back to you when we can.
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