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Germans In GQ: Mats Hummels, Manuel Neuer, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo

First spotted on Lowes Miserables Live Journal by reader, Anna.

They came. They saw. They scowled.

Four players from the German NT (plus Dennis Aogo, who failed to make the Euro 2012 squad) appear on four different German GQ covers in June: Mario Götze & Dennis Aogo (to be circulated in Northern Germany), Manuel Neuer (East Germany), Bastian Schweinsteiger (South Germany) and Mats Hummels (the luckiest part – West Germany).

Which cover do you hold to the hottest esteem Kickettes?

Hope Solo: Golden Goalkeeper Graces Vogue

Fun fact: the USWNT goalkeeper beat Victoria Beckham to the American Vogue cover punch by featuring on the June issue’s front page (as well as in between the pages) alongside swimmer Ryan Lochte and tennis superstar, Serena Williams.

Sheree Murphy: Nice Attitude, Can We Borrow It?

It’s Wednesday. ‘Nuff said. Image taken Sunday, 6th May, outside Liverpool’s Playground nightclub.

FC Lorient: If You’re Happy & You Know It Then Your Hands Will Surely Show It

Image: REUTERS/Stephane Mahe.

‘Baller Body Language Decoded: Federico Macheda

We’d like you to use your imaginations for this one, Kickettes.

You’re walking home from school/work/a bar when you see this man squatting on a conveniently located grass verge. In most cases you’d be right to assume that he’s a crazed loon bag in a bad tracksuit (well, it’s not helping, is it?), but actually, he’s a highly paid young footballer type, just waiting to sweep you up and usher you towards the wardrobe you deserve.

How do you tell the difference and avoid making a heinous mistake that could see your reputation ruined? Don’t worry. We got this.

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