'Photo Call' Category

It Takes Two: Cristian Ianu, FC Sion


Image: Reuters.

Cesc Fabregas: Kickette Covert Operative (In Training)


Image: AP Photo/Manu Fernandez.

This seems to be catching on, doesn’t it?

We can’t tell you how happy it makes us to see players doing the same things to one another that we would do if we had their level of access.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Preaching To The Pitch


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Patience, Z! Our unauthorised, semi-biographical account of your life – ‘Conversations With The Ground: An Uncommon Dialogue’ – will hit store shelves once we finish writing it. Image: GIAMPIERO SPOSITO/REUTERS.

Bajram Fetai: Black & White Baby Steps


Image: Facebook.

Goodness,  Lyngby BK footballer (Danish Superliga) Bajram Fetai’s got a whole ‘lotta fashionable sex appeal going on in this photo. Not to mention a varied selection of transportation devices and a briefcase.

Apart from the fact that he’s obviously indecisive, we and Wikipedia possess little background knowledge of Mr Fetai. We do know he has a ‘brother from another mother’, Mikkel Thygesen (who’s obviously got the abs situ under control), but that’s about it. And honestly, we prefer to keep things that way for now due to our commitment issues.

You see, dear readers, while you may think we spend every waking hour scheming ways to trap our favourite hotties into marriage, we’re actually quite happy being autonomous (i.e. stinking drunk) and independent (i.e. flirting like insanos with cute guys in suits). So before we go slotting Baj (or his ‘bro) into our Kickette homepage rotation, we really need to see more of wherever this photo came from.

If only we could get hold of that briefcase.

Gareth Bale: Fiesty Fingers & Flexed Forearms


We wouldn’t mind if Gareth utilised his lower body’s muscles and veins in this manner more often. Image: REUTERS/Dylan Martinez.