We do hope the same can’t be said for the following footballers, though, because we are taking them and their waistlines there today.
'Photo Call' Category
Proof that the sun literally shines out of Mou’s arse? We think yes. Image: REUTERS/Sergio Perez.
As a nod of thanks to the gentleman who fixed up a potentially lethal laptop/TV interface in the office so we could watch the Arsenal game yesterday, we would like to show our love to technology savvy men. Without them, our world would be a barren and confusing place, where dial up internet access was considered the norm, tablets would be something we took for a hangover vs. something we leave on public transport every week and our football viewing would be confined to low visibility bit torrents.
Is it a bloke thing? Er, no. But when Rafa Benitez is coping with tech fails better than we ever could, questions must be asked, Kickettes.
*Cheers to Mata for correctly spotting the funny that wasn’t!
Term of the day: The Ramos Effect™
Part of speech: propositional phrase*
Definition: The Ramos Effect™ is a term coined by Kickette scientists to describe the evolutionary response of women and men who suddenly find themselves in the presence of Sergio Ramos. Mild to severe reactions include eyes bugging out from their sockets, hay fever, strained and/or broken necks and laryngitis. As a result of The Ramos Effect™, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.