Yet another important engagement we missed recently was the launch of Puma’s kits for the Africa Cup Of Nations at the London Design Museum. This was annoying for many reasons, but most notably because of the hot player quotient the sponsor had gathered for the event.
So (freshly-inked) Aaron Ramsey’s pose is ‘slightly different’ than the position Gareth Bale assumed during his supportive gesture towards Team GB, but at least you still get a good view of the Olympic rings and games logo.
As though that’s the major point of interest in either of these photographs!
What Neymar does in his spare time is his business as well as ours.
On his off-pitch exploits, we have several points we’d like to address.
Is this a cleverly manipulated photo (as implied by the comments on the FB page) or confirmation that the Welsh FA will simply have to get over their problem with a Team GB soccer team?
If anyone knows, it’ll be the Bale aficionados who stalk this site. Are those your man’s arms? Do you even care?
Saturday
- Sarah Brandner turned up the heat with her latest photo shoot for none other than GQ. We still kick ourselves for turning down their internship offer in order to party our uni days away.
- Can someone please enlighten us with their (or Emmanuel Frimpong’s) definition of DENCH?
- Our Malibu Barbie predictions may not have been far off after all.
Guys on the ground – as well as those who are going to the ground, whether it be purposely or accidentally – are generally more fun to gawk at. This isn’t a question or one of our curazy theories, Kickettes. It’s just how the world works.
Since there’s been an explosion of unhinged football flesh in various states of public showcase lately, we’re elated to photo spam your places of employment while we scour the internet for ‘real news’.
Today’s USMNT carbonated beverage pose off is a battle between brawn and bromance. At left, we have Carlos Bocanegra looking as American as a cherry tree just before it’s picked and processed into pie. And those arms? Strong enough to carry five grannies in each across the street. His silent but deadly stance has even inspired us to start recycling next year. Go us.
Jozy Altidore and Maurice Edu are playing the devil’s advocates to Boca’s camera lighting heavenly halo in their still frame on the right, which we have mixed feelings about. Jozy is clearly a contemplative thinker type, and we’re wondering what he’s thinking about or if it’s us. Edu, on the other hand, blatantly isn’t. He’s actually quite unapologetic in his hot playa position, which we’re not totally hatin’. However, if their objective was to tag team that photographer’s lens in naked unison, then we’re hard pressed to find any angles that illustrate their spoils of victory.
Is Carlos winning your vote with his ‘less is more’ attitude, or is it double your pleasure, fun and pimp juice with Jozy and Maurice for you?
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