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Prince William Warns Ashley Cole: Behave Or You’ll Lose Your Twitter Account

The Duke of Cambridge is the president of the FA, mind you. Image: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images.

Erik Hamren: Unintentional Illusionist

Despite how things look, Michael Almebaeck was not actually harmed during the making of this photo.

Frankie Sandford: Survival Of The Stag Do Fittest

Respect to The Sats singer for being the last female standing at this American stag party (in other words, for bumping into these men celebrating their mates’ last hurrah at a lobster shack in L.A. and politely agreeing to take a picture with them). Image: Frankie’s Twitter.

Photocall: Who’s The Man?

Over the weekend, it was apparently that (Borussia Dortmund) guy. Image: AP Photo.

Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta Cover Vanity Fair, Announce Their Engagement

They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.

Oh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.

Congrats to the happily nude couple!