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Prima Donna Players: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

A “must do” checklist for footballers seeking prima donna status:

- Get inked, quantity over quality style.

- Invest in a fleet of flash cars that can travel faster than the speed of light, crash at least one of them.

- Get drunk off £400 bottles of bubbly, often.

- Holiday in Ibiza/Sardinia.

- Go on the Z-lister pull.

John Terry: Ball Check!

See also: VdV’s self-adjustment style. Credit: Michael Steele/Getty Images Europe.

The Friday Fit: Carlos Bocanegra, Racing Santander

Since he withheld his abs from us earlier in the week, it’s time for us to enjoy his biceps.

Neymar: Tracksuit Tribulations

If ever a training style says, “I’m broke, lonely and confused,” it is this one. Image: Facebook.

Sergio Ramos: Sofa King Hot Or Not?

True or false, Kickettes: jorts notwithstanding, that love seat’s ugly upholstery doesn’t stand a chance against El Ramos’ metrosexual prowess. Image via Handbagfootball.