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Ashley Cole: Players’ Playa

Don’t panic, people. It’s just an ‘air-trophy‘. He can’t hurt anyone with it. Oh, alright. Ashley won the ‘Player’s Player of the Year’ Award at the Chelsea club dinner last night. We cannot confirm whether interns had a vote, but hazard a guess not. Congrats anyway, Ash! Image via chelseafc.com

Wesley Sneijder: Beverage Based Buffoonery

Ooh, the Kickette Office Manager was looking for that plastic bottle filled with neat vodka. How on earth did it get there?

Andrei Arshavin: Naptime Is The New Happy Hour

Andrei’s boundless energy and enthusiasm for every aspect of life as a professional footballer was legendary in the Arsenal dressing room. On the team bus? Not so much. Image: @Cesc4Official.

Arrivals Lounge: Gonzalo Higuain Back In Madrid

Higgy in the hzouse!

The Argentinian shelf-booty popper is back on Spanish shores after his trip to the Windy City to have his epic ass immortalized in sculpture for the Art Institute of Chicago.

Oh, fine. He had an operation on his back…side.

Okay, okay. Just his back. Yeesh. Facts are so overrated.

Beach ‘Baller: Landon Donovan In Sydney – UPDATED

Landon? While we seriously appreciate a sneaky glimpse at your epic hip dips during a stroll near the beach in Sydney, there’s a  price for our pleasure: their proximity to your hideous shorts. We only deal in freebies, if you don’t mind. Image: PacificCoastNews.com via Zimbio.

UPDATE: Landon’s response to this is all kinds of brill. He’s also got a new commercial out for The Wild Soccer Bunch. But, sadly, he keeps his shirt on.