For those disappointed by our recent covered up coverage of Zeke, here’s a shot of him in a more natural guise.
We love nature. We might go outside later, just to celebrate it.
We’d like to offer a big thank you on behalf of women everywhere to Chris Wondolowski and Steven Lenhart of the San Jose Earthquakes. Prior to their game against FC Toronto last Saturday, these two knights in blue jackets selflessly put their own body temperatures at risk, just so their mascots didn’t freeze their pretty lil’ behinds off during the national anthems.
To the gentlemen of Kickette, our advice is to do as they’ve done and not as your mates say. Because what all women really want is for you to provide them with warmth.
Especially in the bedroom, when extra blankets are at stake.
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