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Oguchi Onyewu: He’s Happy, He Knows It And We’re Grateful That He Shows It

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He’s so excited to be a Malaga player, we’re so excited that his eight pack abs are TK.

Obviously this photo begs two questions:

1) At what point on the happy meter does Gooch need to reach for his trousers to come off?

2) How long do we have to keep hitting refresh on his Twitter feed to find out?

The Summer 2012 Transfer Window Closes: Where Art Thou WAGs?

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Image via Of Handbands & Heartbreak. QPR-supporting Kickettes, as well as happy trail/six pack lovers, a surprise awaits you in the Esteban Granero section.

queens park rangers QPR transfer target new signing real madrid former player los blancos englandAnother frantic Friday is in the books and it couldn’t have happened at a better time.

For us and our gossip-minded people, we mean.

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The Friday Fit: Luca Toni’s Chest Hair In A Hot Tub With A Swirly Fruit Straw

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Related: Toni rejoins Fiorentina. Image: Google.

The Miss List: Roque Santa Cruz

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How come no one wants Mr Santa Cruz no more?

Should he require a comfy place to rest his bum soon, we can certainly provide a few suggestions for the Paraguayan.

Hubba hubba, wink wink, etc.

Joe Bennett’s Left Thigh Is Showing Early Signs Of Promise

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Since stating the total obvious seems to be our MO today, here’s another courtesy of Aston Villa’s newest signing. Image: Getty via Dirty Tackle.

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