
Theo Walcott was spotted leaving a tattoo parlour with his girlfriend Melanie Slade. He’s, like so badass.
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Claire Merry has a new man – Leo Ihenacho from the band The Streets. In unrelated but joint-linked news, Elen Rives has bad taste in bathing suits.
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Congrats to Johan Djourou – his girlfriend Emilie is 5 month’s pregnant!
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Jennifer Metcalfe explains why she broke up with Jermaine Pennant: “… as a couple we never got anything done. We were just like idiots.”
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So, this Galaxy fan looks… friendly. Speaking of the Galaxy, Landon Donovan has split up with his wife.
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What’s David James up to? He was spotted out with a new gal (and his kids) but he has a long-term girlfriend. Perhaps they’re just mates. That kiss each other.
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Loic Perrin: he plays for Saint-Etienne in Ligue 1 and he gives good three-quarter profile.
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Katie Price has her sights set on Frank Lampard. Run Frankie! [via The Spoiler]

AC Milan were in Los Angeles over the weekend for their friendly against the Galaxy. As you can see, the boys brought their Speedos and their biker game along.
Shame that all anyone is talking about is David Beckham’s non-incident with being criticized and booed rather than Gattuso’s headband or the hip dips happening at 3 o’clock. Considering Becks has been on the other end of a Fergie boot kick, death threats and burning effigies in the past, we’re quite sure he can take it. Yeesh.
See? Now we’re talking about it. Zambrotta, take us away, baby.



Nothing like starting the week off with a site virus that chews through our precious man candy photos in the middle of the night.
Never mind, it could have been worse. We’ve fixed the problem and are mentally and emotionally recovered.
Not so for this dude who has to deal with three Chelsea boys chortling away at his man boobs and tricep tonage (or lack thereof). Such is life.
Chels gals: can you ID? Trainer? NFL player? Ice-cream vendor?
Update: Interesting. Said tricep man is actually NFLer Matt Hasselbeck. Interesting. Perhaps the lads were simply laughing at a joke someone had told earlier.
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