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Birthday Greetings: Daniele De Rossi

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Birthday greetings to DDR’s bulge – it’s 29 years young today. Party at their place! Image from 2009.

Real Talk: Thierry Henry On Fame, Food & Friends

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Why waste energy and hard cash stalking a global football star when other media outlets will do it for you?

Thanks to the New York Times’ recent interview with Thierry Henry, we’re in a position to bring you the following: he lives on Crosby Street, treats his daughter Tea (mum is Claire Merry – his English ex-wife he “had to get away from” when he fled to Barcelona) to Sarabeth’s cupcakes whenever she visits him in the Big Apple and is a foodie at heart.

Thierry, like Claudine Keane, is also an admirer of shiny things. Perhaps unlike Robbie Keane’s missus, the Red Bulls player loves the smell of concrete.

Mmmm…okay then.

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2012 MLS All-Star Hottie Poll: Stu Holden Weighs In

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The quest to determine the hottest ‘baller not named Beckham in the MLS is a long and treacherous one, filled with much analysis of thunder thighs, large wage packets and appropriate hair gel usage. Our honourable journey has caused a massive debate amongst our devotees, and now even the players want in.

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Cristiano Ronaldo: Debuting ‘The Spray’

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Image: AP Photo/Apichart Weerawong.

It looks like Cristiano Ronaldo has been taking hair inspiration from a cockatiel. Is that better or worse than taking skin tone tips from a fence?

You tell us, Kickettes.

Transfer Totty: The Ins, The Outs

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Image: ERIC FEFERBERG/AFP/GettyImages.

Ink suppliers in Napoli breathed a sigh of relief earlier this month, when top tattooed totty Ezekiel Lavezzi signed for Paris St Germain for a fee rumoured to be in the region of £24m. PSG’s audacious plan to hoover up all the mad talent in Italy before anyone else notices continues apace, with Milan’s Thiago Silva agreeing a deal just last Saturday, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic rumoured to be on his way.

That would be a shot in the arm (not to mention a kick round the back of the head) for our Ligue 1 results round-up, no?

But wait. There’s more…

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