This year’s Golden Foot awards features an indiscriminate shortlist of candidates, but also, lots of quality pics for your desktop or Facebook timeline.
If this is the first time you’re hearing of the Golden Foot awards, join the club.
Do the right thing and download vote now, Kickettes.
We prefer to ease into Monday mornings cautiously, utilising espresso, muffins and photos of Raffaella Fico’s mysteriously bloated belly Marco Borriello naked to ease into things.
How ’bout you, Kickettes? Does your morning routine deviate from ours at all while you try to get into the swing of things?
After six years of never having to walk alone, Dirk Kuyt has left Liverpool for pastures new. A tough season at Anfield prompted rumours aplenty about Dirk invoking a clause in his contract that would see him leave the Reds for as little as a million pounds, and just a few days after the Dutch side were dumped out of Euro 2012, his move to Turkish titans Fenerbahce has been confirmed.
Dirk’s always been a loyal servant to Kickette, providing us with joyous moments such as this, and the odd drop-jaffa-cake-into-cup-of-tea moment too – like this.
Are you sad to see him go, dear Liverpool supporting readers? Or would you like to wish him nothing but success in his new city’s night clubs?
We might spend our time pretending that the world consists only of hot footballers, their lovely partners, ridiculous cars and the odd llama, but sometimes, shit happens.
Let’s just get the latest crappy news out of the way now so we can press on with the pretty and/or woolly.
Yes?
If RvP just met whoever was on the other end of that on-pitch phone call following his team’s tournament opening loss to Denmark, then that really is crazy.
We like crazy.
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