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Hello? Is it OK You’re Looking For?

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Take warning, fellow Kickettes.  When the time comes to book a wedding singer, choose carefully.

At Toni Poole and John Terry’s wedding this weekend, Lionel Richie was the guest of honour, paid nearly £250,000 to perform at the reception.

After being heckled by the crowd – who by this point were stonking drunk – Richie had to ask everyone to pipe down so he could finish his set. Toni Poole looked on in horror – obviously by now she knows what footie boys are like, especially considering John Terry’s penchant for gambling and alleged affairs. It’s said that she was very “anxious” when Mr. R was on stage.

The Sun newspaper reports:

“It was really embarrassing. Toni was looking very anxious about the lads making a real fool of her. When he started singing Hello the boys started chanting back to him as if they were on the football ground terraces. They had downed so much champagne at the reception the guests became really lairy and started shouting over his set.”

Things got worse for poor Toni and her stress levels when Lionel made a joke at the start of his set, saying, “I had better open the show with Hello since it is going to be in that magazine next week.” Er, no, smart guy, it’s OK! Magazine actually. Why don’t you stick to the singing and spritzing the Jheri curl, and leave the jokes to us.
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WWE: The Afters

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Our inside sources/stalkers for the Weekend Wedding Extravagaza are still hungover/in prison/etc so full details of the WAG wedding fest will be forthcoming.  For those not in the know, Steven Gerrard and handbag specialist Alex Curran, Michael Carrick and Lisa ‘is there vodka in this?‘ Roughead, Gary Neville and former shopgirl Emma Hadfield, and John Terry and the hardworking Toni Poole all got married this weekend.

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Gary Neville and Emma Hadfield

A few tidbits on the Neville nuptials:
- David Beckham sent a video message to Gary and Emma
-Gary’s brother Phil forgot his suit and a mad scramble took place to get one from London’s Harvey Nichols. 
-Wayne and Coleen hit the ceremony but made a break before the reception to head to Michael Carrick’s do.
-Emma’s dress was by Amanda Wakeley.

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Michael Carrick and Lisa Roughead

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The Weekend Wedding Extravaganza: A Stalker’s Guide

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It’s here, good people. The WAG Weekend Wedding Extravaganza.

Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran, Michael Carrick and Lisa Roughhead, Gary Neville and Emma Hadfield are getting married on Saturday, while John Terry and Toni Poole do the deed today.

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It’s all our Christmases, New Years, Birthdays and Hen Nights in one.  Four ballers and four faux tan bimbettes/babes and etcs exchanging vows and getting drunk whilst wearing couture and/or Zara knockoffs.  Is there anything better? 

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Photo Friday: The Man Bag Returns

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Cristiano Ronaldo returned to Portugal to show off his favourite accessory, (no, not Gemma Atkinson), his Louis Vuitton man bag

Cristiano was in Madiera for the CR7 fashion show.  The stern looking gal is his sister, Elma, who heads up the label/shop in Funchal whilst Cristiano hits the pitch and/or polishes his yellow leather blazer.

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Congratulations: Frank Lampard & Elen Rives

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Less than 24 hours after Frank Lampard celebrated Chelsea’s victory over Man U in the FA Cup, his girlfriend Elen Rives gave birth to their second child, Isla.

Isla was delivered by C-section at 1.52 on Sunday and weighs 6 lbs 8oz.

Reports say that Elen went into labour after a night out with Frank and the crew to celebrate the Chelsea win on Saturday – Elen stayed out until just before midnight. 

Did Isla decide to come early to celebrate with her pops, or was it the common “MILB” scenario? Or, did Elen read our post on Friday and give in to the gods of labour?  You decide.

Congratulations, it’s a wonderful time to be the Lamps right now: a new dad, the FA cup, and the winner of Round one of the Thigh-Off.  Live the dream, Frank.  Live the dream.

Link: Elen Rives Gives Birth