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Luke Sherbon: Pause For A Paunch

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Image: Robert Cianflone/Getty Images AsiaPac.

We’ve all experienced the shame of shutter paunch (definition: an upsetting phenomenon caused by people photographing you when  your tummy is folded into an unflattering position) but doubt Luke Sherbon will give a crap about his excess baggage this morning.

When this shot was taken the Dandenong Thunder midfielder had just scored in the final of the Victoria Premier League, and the 2-1 victory over Oakleigh Cannons made them the first side in thirty years to secure the Victorian treble.

If that isn’t enough win for you, the Victoria Premier League is frequently referred to as the VPL in Australia. The potential for crap jokes is ruddy endless, no?

He Said, He Said: Steve Gerrard vs El-Hadji Diouf

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It’s been about five years since Steven Gerrard criticised El-Hadji Diouf in his autobiography, but based on what Diouf told L’Equipe in a recent interview, the two obviously haven’t reconciled nor are they sharing hair gel.

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Cristiano Ronaldo: Welcome To The Century Club

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Image: Facebook.

C-Ron’s 100th country cap was recognised prior to yesterday’s Portugal v North Ireland kick off. The gifts, made of velveteen, matched well with his abs.

Kudos, Crispy!

Mesut Ozil: Birthday Surprise!

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We can’t help but feel that seconds after this lovely photo of Mesut Ozil was taken in the German NT hotel, at least one of his team-mates took the opportunity to slam his pretty face straight into the lightly dusted birthday cake before him.

We love him, and we’d have done it. Happy (belated) birthday anyway, Bambi!