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Jonathan Legear Crashes His Porsche Into A Petrol Station Store, Injures One Customer

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Belgian international footballer, Jonathan Legear, said he was “only slightly” over the drink-drive limit when he and his car crashed through the glass doors of a petrol station store, ramming through several stalls of food and drinks along the way.

We’re going to need a more precise definition of “only slightly” when Jonathan gets a second.

Fabio Borini: Goal Celebrations That Make Us Go Hmm….

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Fabio Borini promises Liverpool fans that his goal drought at Anfield will soon be over – and when it ends, he might be bringing his trademark ‘knife between the teeth’ celebration with him.

knife between teeth shirtless liverpool six pack player italian roma chelsea move transferHave you had the pleasuring of seeing it yet, Kickettes? Why yes, it’s unconventional and mildly confusing by most standards, but surely it’s wrong to judge a man at work?

Fabs is just too damn fine to not fully appreciate every aspect of his being, so let’s all do ourselves a favour and give him the peace and quiet he needs.

Starting with stalking the exit of Liverpool’s changing room. Deal?

Good Week/Bad Week: Bruised Egos & Battered Buttocks

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ADP & Emile Heskey facing off over a shiny hubcap.

There may be a better way to promote interest in Australia’s A-League, but we can’t think of it.

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Road Trip: Jessica Lawlor Gets Some Driving Tips From Stephen Ireland

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As is evident in the above clip, Jess is about as bad of a driver as Stephen is a liar.

We can’t fault her for it, though. Ever since the iPhone 5 did away with Google Maps, we’ve lost all sense of direction too.

Handbags: Fernando Llorente & Marcelo Bielsa

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When news broke on Monday about Fernando Llorente’s training ground scuffle with Athletic Bilbao’s manager, we left our shopping bags with a well-behaved toddler and ran for the nearest wifi signal.

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