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Lucas Moura: When A Good Deed Goes Bad
H/T our mates at KCKRS.
São Paulo player, Lucas Moura, enraged a group of Coritiba fans following the clubs’ 1-1 draw on Sunday simply by fulfilling one teenage fangirl’s request for his game-worn jersey.
As you’ll soon learn from watching the above vid, some people need to chill the F out. Not corner a young girl en masse, forcefully snatch her newly-acquired prize possession away from her and most certainly not throw it back at the good, upstanding ‘baller who gave it to her.
Regarding the incident, Lucas said: “It is sad to see this kind of thing happen. A small girl of about 12 years, asked me for photos and autographs. I went to give her my jersey and Coritiba fans wanted to hit her and her father.”
The Tuesday Tongue: Jack Wilshere, Arsenal FC
Image: Paul Thomas/Getty Images Europe.
Official statistics for Jack Wilshere’s first appearance in an Arsenal shirt since June 2011:
- Goals: 0
- Yellow Cards: 0
- Red Cards: 0
- Tongue Pokes: 63
We’re chalking this up as a win, Kickettes.
Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta Cover Vanity Fair, Announce Their Engagement
They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.
Oh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.
Congrats to the happily nude couple!
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work.”
Well that’s a shame. Happy belated though!
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