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Jazz hands at the ready y’all – it’s humpday and we’re wildly hungover!

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Lucas Moura: When A Good Deed Goes Bad

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H/T our mates at KCKRS.

São Paulo player, Lucas Moura, enraged a group of Coritiba fans following the clubs’ 1-1 draw on Sunday simply by fulfilling one teenage fangirl’s request for his game-worn jersey.

As you’ll soon learn from watching the above vid, some people need to chill the F out. Not corner a young girl en masse, forcefully snatch her newly-acquired prize possession away from her and most certainly not throw it back at the good, upstanding ‘baller who gave it to her.

Regarding the incident, Lucas said: “It is sad to see this kind of thing happen. A small girl of about 12 years, asked me for photos and autographs. I went to give her my jersey and Coritiba fans wanted to hit her and her father.”

The Tuesday Tongue: Jack Wilshere, Arsenal FC

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Image: Paul Thomas/Getty Images Europe.

Official statistics for Jack Wilshere’s first appearance in an Arsenal shirt since June 2011:

  • Goals: 0
  • Yellow Cards: 0
  • Red Cards: 0
  • Tongue Pokes: 63

We’re chalking this up as a win, Kickettes.

Kevin-Prince Boateng & Melissa Satta Cover Vanity Fair, Announce Their Engagement

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They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.

wives and girlfriends ac milan calcio footballers futbol serie A former girlfriend of boboOh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.

Congrats to the happily nude couple!

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work.”

Well that’s a shame. Happy belated though!

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