'Portugal' Category

Grappling Over Genitals: Ricardo Quaresma & Ahmed Nur Cebi

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Does this look like a dude who’s trying to take Mario Balotelli/Joey Barton’s coveted Chief Hooligan of Looking, Acting and Talking co-titles?

Well if Ahmed Nur Cebi’s allegations turn out to be true, then yes.

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Cristiano Ronaldo: Welcome To The Century Club

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Image: Facebook.

C-Ron’s 100th country cap was recognised prior to yesterday’s Portugal v North Ireland kick off. The gifts, made of velveteen, matched well with his abs.

Kudos, Crispy!

International Results: One Eye On The Future

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At this point it’s safe to say that Gareth had no idea how bad things were going to get. Image:¬†Srdjan Stevanovic/Getty Images Europe.

If only we could see into the future, Kickettes.

Not only might the terrifying vision of what we’re going to look like in ten years if we carry on living like this scare us into the odd early night, but we could totally figure out where we’re going to leave our shoes at the weekend.

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Ex-Players In Kits: Do’s & Don’ts

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Luis Figo at a charity football match in Lisbon on Wednesday night. Image: AFP/GettyImages.

Do.

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Euro 2012 Semifinals: Moderately Sweaty, Barely Surviving

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Image Credit: Stephen Wong of Wong Wong.

For once, we have a proper excuse as to why our coverage of a vitally important international fixture has been useless.We didn’t sleep through Spain vs. Portugal. Nor were we out shopping, out of cellphone battery and/or range or still drunk from an editorial meeting that took place three days ago.

Nope, this time…We. Were. At. The. Game.

Walk with us through the photographic evidence of our adventure, which we have interspersed with professional shots so you can see what happened on the pitch vs. what the folks standing in front of us did with their hair all evening.