Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
We’d rather enter The Hunger Games than the office on Mondays.
Is the feeling mutual?
'Product Shill' Category
Melissa Satta: Semi-Nude In Satin For Playboy
We hope that fabric is fire retardant. Images: fashionbuzz.us; milanlive.it.
Ten times a week.
That’s how many times this month’s Playboy Italia cover girl, Melissa Satta, says she likes to have sex.
Per week!
We know this isn’t new news, but it bears repeating because…well, FFS, we’re tired just from calculating how many times a day that works out to be! In fact, we need a lie down.
Just not on those sheets.
Sara Carbonero: Happy, Healthy & Not Going There
Work. It. Out. Sara looked stunning as she donned a Herve Leger dress (Spring 2012) at a promo event for Pantene in Madrid last week. We love everything about this, except maybe her shoes. Image via Divinity.
When a woman describes her personal life as “very satisfying,” you probably roll your eyes in disbelief, right?
Well when that woman happens to be dating Iker Casillas, you know she’s not kidding.
David Villa: And Where Do You Think You’re Going?
There’s a bonus adidas threesome photo after the jump, FYI. Image: Bellazon.
Looks like those clever cogs at adidas have devised a foolproof way of ensuring David Villa can not escape a Kickette Army invasion of their training facilities.
This contraption is very dubious in scheme, but exercising dubious schematics is all part of the whimsical hangover experience, Kickettes.
Croatia NT: Insuring Against Your Libido Lethargy
Insurance commercials aren’t generally our first port of call when we’re looking for something to lech over.
The Croatian NT and Generali Insurance sought to rectify this terrible injustice for us recently, by shoving the likes of Vedran Corluka and Ivan Rakitic in front of a camera and forcing them to look puurty for an upcoming campaign.
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