Feel free to indulge yourself in DK’s delightfully round calves @ 0:20. We did. Cheers SM!
Chivas goalkeeper Dan Kennedy is a multi-tasker. Not only can he deliver genuine lines about how the American Youth Soccer Organisation (AYSO) helped him earlier in his career whilst smiling widely, but he also knows how to simultaneously plant naughty subliminal images in our minds with a simple shake of his hips.
There’s other hidden gems sprinkled throughout this PSA that we wish we could point out, but we’ve been told AYSO is an organisation that benefits the kiddies, so we gotta keep our video review as PG as possible.
Which is why we’re going to stop talking now and let you examine Dan’s assets in motion all on your own.
As you know, over the past few weeks we’ve been training Chris Cohen of ‘Talking Balls’ to do our bidding (so we, ourselves, can spend longer in front of the mirror) and we’re pleased to say that he did a magnificent job of getting the goods from Manchester United’s Tom Cleverley and Liverpool’s Jordan Henderson, when he cornered them on Wednesday at the launch of EA Sports Grand Slam Tennis 2 in London.
According to Jordan, who may we add was seriously killing it with his combover, Liverpool’s proud title holder is none other than Jose Enrique, while Tom Cleverley was clearly lying/trying to avoid a beatdown later on by saying the Manchester United dressing room doesn’t “have too many of them, to be fair.”