Yes, alright Javi Martinez. You look insanely hot. We thought you might.
But, (and far be it from us to argue if you want to stroll around in your colourful SOY undergarments), plenty of footballers look uber hot during their skivvy shilling enterprises.
So whatcha bringing to the table that’s so darn different?
A haggard Cesc Fabregas and a giddy Martina Klein (who bears an uncanny resemblance to Bar Rafaeli if you ask us) presented the newest perfum & cologne from Angel Schlesser in Madrid yesterday.
We had such a good run yesterday, with the proud-to-be-bare-and-free boys and all that Sir Cesc-alot’s tragic product shilling appearance is a real Debbie Downer on our moods today.
Our newly founded ‘Marketing Ploy of the Week’ award must go to the Spanish government, who have cleverly utilised their capital’s most wondrous sights in a new video to promote tourism. Yes, several Real Madrid players, including Cristiano Ronaldo, Sergio Ramos and Sami Khedira have been dressed up, blown out, made up and thrown in front of a camera in order to espouse the virtues of their adopted home city.
In this work of epic genius, we find out (among other, fabulous details) that Karim Benzema likes tapas (although he may have been a bit scared of it at first), that Sergio Ramos is being perpetually stalked by an awkward flamenco guitarist and Sami Khedira has hearing problems.
How the hell we would’ve got through the week without this, we don’t know. It doesn’t bear thinking about.