'Product Shill' Category
Image: H/T to @STARTackler.
Kickettes, quick kit news hits if you care:
- Roman Weidenfeller’s girlfriend, Lisa Rossbach, is thrusting her tantalising triumvirate (lips, blips, hips) forward whilst fronting a new retail campaign for Karstadt Sports. The accompanying advert copy apparently takes aim at Schalke 04 and its fans, telling them they can “look but not touch.” Oooh…! Zing…? Burn….?! We realise this cheeky reference might make perfect sense to some, but we hope we never meet them.
- Under Armour and Totts are teeing up what promises to be a veritable circus of events to officially unveil the club’s 2012/13 kits, the invited journos rumour mill reports. Scheduled for sometime between July 10-12 at an undisclosed location in London, fellow Gareth Bale watchers should mark their calendars asap and begin contemplating which illness you’re suddenly going to be stricken with. Make sure it’s one that’s contagious (although open sores on the face should be avoided) and requires antibiotics and bed rest for one to three days.
Le sigh. Another WAG, another great head of sponsored hair. Where in our career trajectories did we possibly go wrong?
We’d love to give you more information about Fernando Gago’s tennis playing wife’s exploits at Wimbledon, but most of the stuff we found was in foreign languages, and we barely speak English as it is. Soz Kickettes, but you’re going to have to live with our chosen image of five Argentinian footballers spooning each other on a bed instead.
Ah, that works nicely.