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Sylvie van der Vaart: Now On Your Nails

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Image: Abendzeitung Munchen/AZ/API (c.) Michael Tinnefeld & Style.com.

Sylvie van der Vaart is now lending her talent name to your fingernails with her own line of nail varnish stickers.

You know – the tiny adhesives that take the place of actual varnish, are easy to put on and last longer? We’ve tried them (not Sylvie’s brand) and they get two big Kickette thumbs up.

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Lazy Links & Randoms

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We hate when we disappoint our readers with uncharacteristically sporadic posting schedules, but to be honest, we’ve been off our rockers all day. For that we must properly apologise:

1. We’re sorry.

2. It won’t happen again…this week.

3. What man candy can we bribe you with so we can makeup and be BFFs again?

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Lads In Mags: David Beckham & Mesut Ozil

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Images: British ELLE; Sepp Football Fashion Magazine via Wong Wong.

As footy fans like yourselves know, the fun is mainly in the details.

Exhibit A: David Beckham admitting he has a fetish for snacking on that cutie patootie baby sundae of his. Harper does have a scrum-diddly-umptious set of chubby wubby legs, doesn’t she?

And as you lot can probably vouch, often it’s the tiniest, most obscure facts or photos that forever settle themselves into your brains – unintentionally or not.

Exhibit B: the length and width of Mesut Ozil’s “sideburns.”

Dominic Oduro: He Shops, He Strips

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The produce aisle of supermarkets: where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is handsomely rewarded by the Chicago Fire’s Dominic Oduro.

The Midweek Mmm: Karim Benzema, Real Madrid

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Image: @adidasfootball.

Question: We can see why adidas were keen to nail Karim down to another contract, but how much *more* fun would it have been had they tied him down to our bedposts instead?

Answer: Tons.