And we thought interviewing excitable boys was tough… Images: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/GettyImages, Milos Bicanski/Getty Images.
There’s a big game tomorrow night, obvs. Don’t think for a moment we haven’t been distracted from our work by it.
Yum diddly dum.
Asking our usual multiple choice questionnaire is pointless as the answer is obvious. We’ll have all three. In whatever order he chooses. Day or night.
What we learned from this Pepsi MAX video of Lampsy and Didier Drogba interviewing each other:
1. The road to a post-football punditry career will be a long and treacherous one.
2. No-one is prepared to challenge Didi’s proprietary rights over the Chelsea locker room CD player. Which we think they’re standing in front of. (0:15)
3. Even professional footballers think Lionel Messi’s ability is ridonkulous. (3:10)
Feeling an insatiable desire for more? Of course you are. Check out some surprising player music choices here.
We recently asked you all whether an impassioned plea from your club’s manager would persuade you to buy a replica shirt instead of a cake.
You voted overwhelmingly in favour of cake, which wasn’t entirely surprising considering that Neil Warnock is a man unlikely to trouble the higher echelons of the Finest Five in the near future.