Jose Mourinho: Super Dad
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Matilde Mourinho: Daaaaaad, there’s a lorry heading right towards us!!
Jose Mourinho: Don’t worry, my dear. A simple lorry cannot harm me… for I am the Special One!
'Randoms' Category
Javier Hernandez: Chicas Love Chicharito
Images via ontd_football
When one is young, gorgeous and has just signed for one of the biggest clubs in the cosmiverse, the trials and tribulations of fame are quick to bite. Here we see Manchester United’s hot young buck, Chicharito, at a Nike signing in Estadio Azteca, prior to his taking part in Mexico’s international friendlies with Ecuador and Colombia.
Requests for his signature were as myriad as they were bewildering, taking in the obvious, the unnerving and the quite frankly contraband considering the age and innocence of the boy.
Gah. We’re just jealous because we couldn’t get in. Pesky restraining order.
Luis Figo: Watchful & Winking
Luis Figo catches a glimpse of the Kickette Welcoming Committee’s approach.
Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Stephen Ireland took his long-time lady Jessica Lawlor out to Rosso Restaurant on Friday night to celebrate her 25th birthday. Jessica looks fab, no? She’s wearing a Preen zebra print dress and Carvela shoes with her Chanel handbag.
It’s a long weekend (thank Iker), so this gossip sheet is a tad premature. Who knows what gossip madness and mayhem could go down in the next six hours? But, since we plan on spending the rest of today sleeping in our clothes from last night, this is how it’s got to be. Ta ta!
Saturday
- Abbey Clancy, her ring and her “we’re back together and happier than ever” fiancé, Peter Crouch, were spotted out together in Soho during the early Saturday morning hours. Clancy has been asked to strip off for Playboy, btw.
- Bodyguards: Danielle Lloyd admitted she doesn’t leave home without ‘em. And really, we can hardly blame her after that scary club incident last year.
- Happy birthday to our favourite baby ‘baller, Bojan Krkic. He’s one step closer to being legally allowed to drink in America. We have big plans for a Vegas 21st next year, trust.
- Pixie Lott popped in to Rio Ferdinand’s 5 magazine for a photoshoot and interview.
- Mario Balotelli crashed his Audi sportscar seven days after he purchased the damn thing.
Bank Holiday Baller Bylines: Patrice Evra & Dimitar Berbatov
Image: AP Photo via Daylife
Patrice Evra: And here we see Dimitar, modelling the latest in obtrusive base layers. You will note the stretchiness of the fabric is sufficient to hint at the abdominal muscles nestling on Dimitar’s tummy, but coverage is such that any further visual probing is both pointless and inordinately frustrating. We therefore recommend that such base layers be gathered into a huge pile and burned until they are dead.
Thank you.
Style Files: City Boys & Their Cargos
Right. So what’s the deal with the trousers, City boys? Some months ago Micah Richards was spotted sporting a rather fetching pair of kecks (below), and yesterday Mario Balotelli was noted wearing a rather similar trouser outside his hotel (above).
While we’re fully in favour of a pant style that offers space for thunder thighs to roam free, snugness around the calf and a roomy nest for the occupant of a short tent, we’re mystified as to whether this (above) is merely a fashion statement or something ultimately more functional. Parachute pants, perhaps? Crotch handbag?
Do tell…
Loic Remy: Upgrade You
Loic Remy works the hair angle. Finally. Images: Getty Images via Daylife
Ok, so we’re prepared to admit that we do go on a bit about hair. But you see, our interest is totally valid and scientific and not remotely voyeuristic in that a good haircut is vital in the construction of the ideal man and is usually instrumental in giving him the self confidence to achieve his capabilities.
The Miss List: Fabio Cannavaro
Ladies & Gents? THIS is man. Image: AP Photos via Daylife
Yes, Fabio. We too are somewhat baffled as to why Italy’s World Cup campaign failed as miserably as it did.
But we could have worked through it. Your signing for Dubai club Al Ahli, (while both lucrative and fun, we’re sure) has prevented us from seeing you in all your naked glory on the kind of regular basis we need to maintain our health and well-being.
We may cry. Luckily, for several of us due to hearts of ice and several errant Botox shots, that’s no longer possible. Instead, we’re going to go back and revisit our favourite Fabio Cannavaro moment.
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