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Kickette HQ: Bye Bye Bitch-face

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Kickettes, we’ve got some news. Put on your best heels, a YSL lippy and clutch your Sergio Ramos-inspired LV luggage close to your chests. We’re taking a time out.

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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Image: Andreas Pohl.

Saturday

- Manchester United goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard is taking homophobia to task, claiming homosexuality in football is a ‘taboo topic’ and the sport needs ‘a gay hero.’ [Daily Dot via Betfair Denmark]

- Susanna Hyypia (wife of Sami), in Louis Vuitton, and Anne van Eickels (journo, wife of ?), in a no-name knit cap, were spotted chatting up a storm in the stands. [Bild]

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Prima Donna Players: Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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A “must do” checklist for footballers seeking prima donna status:

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- Invest in a fleet of flash cars that can travel faster than the speed of light, crash at least one of them.

- Get drunk off £400 bottles of bubbly, often.

- Holiday in Ibiza/Sardinia.

- Go on the Z-lister pull.

Hot Chip’s Music Video & Manlove Mania

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A glitch in FIFA 13?

We think not.

Strained Sexpression: Kevin Strootman, PSV Eindhoven

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We have it on good authority that this is what the flying Dutchman does right at the end of sex. Image: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images Europe.