Sunday. Villa Park. Community Shield.
He’ll be there.
Yesterday, when we told you about the rampant nudity at Playford FC, we had no idea that the sponsorship-attracting innovation was already shooting up the elite football leagues.
Today we bring you news of Yeovil Town FC, who, when facing a similar financial black hole, got their magnificent League 1 abs out for their team photo.
We’re obviously loving this, so we hereby politely request that all club sponsors withdraw their funding for teams in all the European leagues (well, the ones we care about, anyway). Not only will you save a ton of cash, but the happiness you will impart to Kickettes across the globe will be incalculable.
We like to make passes at hot players in glasses.
And, to be completely clear, players holding babies, wearing hats, chewing gum and/or wearing grey tees.
Weekend treated you well, Kickettes?
Cheers to Playford FC, who not only offer a fair bit of on-pitch nudity in this promo vid for their team (always welcome on a Monday morning), but an insight into the practicalities of having our dreams come true.