Carles Puyol: The Less You Wear, The More You Need Nair
Sorry Carles, but our tests show that Leo’s legs are 32% smoother than yours.
Another bucket of depilatory cream over here, please!
'Randoms' Category
Survival Of The Hottest: Thorgan Hazard, Chelsea
Images via twitter, MEHDI TAAMALLAH/AFP/GettyImages.
So Eden’s baby bro (above right) has just signed for the European Champions as well. Nice pullin’ pants, Thorgy!
This is obviously great news for fans of our ‘Survival of the Hottest‘ posts, so lets get down to those important questions right away.
Let’s Play: Sell, Sign, Seduce
We’re fans of fantasy, make believe, the occasional slashy lit, and although we’ve done this sort of sizzle query many times over, why not put a Barbara Berlusconi-type spin on things for kicks?
Side note: see what the lull between competitive NT football and domestic season football does to us? We’re reduced to invalids whose limbs go numb every time we’re forced to type words and formulate original thoughts.
Eden Hazard: Ball Check!
…yup, still there. Image via a faithful Kickette reader, @soccerboss98110, who snapped Mr Hazard adjusting himself during last night’s Chelsea vs Seattle Sounders friendly.
Mario Gomez: Six-Pack & Suit Staccato
To our dearest readers,
We’ve been going gangbuster with our Mario Gomez and Sergio Ramos coverage lately. If you’ve been too hungover or busy with July sale shopping to notice, good for you.
Should people have any complaints about our sudden change in editorial overload strategy, we kindly ask that you keep it to yourselves. At least for the time being. Until we discover another ‘baller on break who’s stripping down or GQMF-ing it up more frequently than these two.
But also, we’re kinda busy laying around, deciding what to pack and doing last minute late night photo agency drooling to concentrate. Perhaps the quadruple cappuccino a day habit we’ve picked up this week will finally pay dividends tomorrow. Fingers crossed it doesn’t.
xox Kickette
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