Sandro Nesta and his family have joined the Maldinis in Miami Beach. Also in Miami, Adrian Mutu. It’s a fiesta of fit in Florida, that’s fo’ sho.
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David James, jedi-goalkeeping. Does this make him the right net-man for the WC?
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Things you thought you didn’t need to know: Stephen Ireland has a 26-foot fish tank in his house.
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What’s up with Samuel Eto’o? Apparently he owes a stack of child-support 13,000 euros worth.
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Sheree Murphy’s got a new gig hosting a parenting show.
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A quick property refresher on footballers who like to express themselves through architecture.
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Act fast before some random gold-digger tries to get her mitts into Cristiano’s £70 million.
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Fernando Torres hits 50 goals for Liverpool, continues his excellent bitchface campaign.
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Roman Abramovich breaks out the black Amex for Chelsea.
Alessandro Del Piero sends public well-wishes to Edwin van der Sar on his website.
Looky here: The above video features Yoann Gourcuff. He personally sent his best wishes to our entire Kickette army for the New Year!
Oh, fine. We’re lying. But we had to get one more falsehood in before we resolve to become better people in 2010.
On the first of each year, we make the promise to drink more and stalk less with much fanfare. And every February we realize there’s no chance in hell we can actually make that happen for 365 days straight.
With this in mind, we’ve decided to align on more manageable goals, and we implore you to hold us to them. Take a peek after the jump to learn which of us plan on bringing Daniele De Rossi’s underpants back and who is lobbying for a Finest Five list that includes ‘Nando.
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Alex Gerrard, who by her own confession used to eat three McDonalds a week and munch through a loaf of bread a day, made 2009 her year to look fantabulous.
After hiring a trainer and cutting down on the Happy Meals, she’s definitely one of our top-rated WAGs booty-cuties of 2009.
Let’s look ahead to see how Alex is going to stay in shape during the World Cup: The Shake Weight arm slimmer. She’s the new face of the product in the UK.
We would ask that you take a moment to watch this and then return.
Right, so… We’re just going to say it: that totally looks like something else.
Perhaps this is the real secret to Alex and Steven’s happy marriage. A firm (ahem) grip.
Link: WAGS, Glad-rags and Bingo Wings
Kickettes! How are you doing? We’re upright and that’s all that counts. Hope you’ve been enjoying the post-Xmas footy – exciting stuff happening all over the table, no?
So, we’re curious: did everyone’s favorite footballer come for a personal visit to lift your spirits from the depths of hangover hell? We’ve been terribly behaved all year so it was hardly surprising Santa didn’t leave Cesc under the tree for us. Maybe next year.
Here’s what some of the footy lads/ladies have been up to during our mini-break:
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Fernando Torres hits 50 goals for Liverpool, continues his excellent bitchface campaign.
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