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Jesé Rodríguez: Most Valuable Puppy

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Kickettes! The Spanish U19 team just beat Greece in some final. This guy scored the winner and picked up the MVP award for his trouble.

What else can we do but concur?

Kickette Calendar: News & Notes

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Ah 2010. Indeed the sweet years. See more of this vintage calendario dei footballers here.

The rest of July is gonna be cray, Kickettes, as our office heads out on our own pre-season tour of America.

We’re telling you about all this now because A) we don’t want to set ourselves and our periodic posting schedules up to fail whilst traipsing and boozing and B) we’re hoping that with some advanced notice, any readers we come to pass will offer to pay for the first round.

So! In case you care, here’s the low down on where we’ll be and when.

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Cuts Like A Knife: Tsuneyasu Miyamoto, Vissel K

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Tsuneyasu Miyamoto at his testimonial. Nnnngggg.

We’ll be honest with you: we have no idea who this dude is, but since we found this picture, you could cut the sexual tension in the office with his cheekbones.

‘Ballers On Breaks: Jetski Japery

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Images: PacificCoastNews.com.

If an image of Mario Balotelli in close proximity to a powerful piece of machinery doesn’t scare the pants off you, you haven’t been following the news over the last twelve months.

But despite his penchant for explosions and high speed impacts with stationary objects, Mario’s recent adventures in the crystal clear waters of Ibiza ended well. The Italian managed to make some special new friends and kept his ‘ski on the ocean, rather than driving it across the beachfront to the local women’s prison.

Unfortunately, we can’t say the same for another international footballer.

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The Monday Mmm: Keisuke Honda, Japan

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Image: Chris Hyde/Getty Images.

This pic was taken in June, when Keisuke Honda played for Japan in a World Cup Qualifier vs. Australia.

The fact that we missed this, plus the opportunity to pen an entirely new rom-com called ‘When Keisuke Met Cahill’, will haunt us always.