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Euro 2012: Semifinal Spectacular

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Image: Getty.

Happy Humpday fellow pleasure seekers!

Sooo…good news (for those who are not named Cristiano Ronaldo or part of the Spanish NT)! Thanks to adidas football, we’re in Donetsk today to give you our exclusive take on the creative, crazy and creatively crazy fashion stylings from the streets and beyond. Flares will be thrown, the pitch will be invaded and the whole embarrassing scene starring ourselves will be broadcast for the world to witness.

So with that, the footy targets to stalk floor is now open. Submit ‘em when you can (for Ukraine and Poland) and we’ll do our best to provide you with all the photos and gossip your little Choos desire.

Question: What Do John Guidetti, Noel Gallagher & Mischa Barton Have In Common?

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Answer: Diehard Man City fan and former Oasis lead guitarist/songwriter, Noel Gallagher, recently enlisted the music video services (they still make those?) of City player John Guidetti’s rumoured love interest, Mischa Barton.

We only made it through the first five seconds of the above clip before we had to go do some urgent shoe shopping, so if anything interesting happened after that, please let us know.

Mathieu Debuchy: Sleepily Stretching

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Apparently, not everyone shares our enthusiasm for the upcoming quarter finals. Image: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/GettyImages.

Milan Baros: The Painful Truth

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Image: DANIEL MIHAILESCU/AFP/GettyImages.

The pain and suffering that players go through to remain fit for a major tournament is equivalent to the pain and suffering we feel knowing that the team medic in this picture doesn’t even care that he’s massaging Milan Baros’ inner thigh.

Life is, as you know, incredibly cruel.

The Grudge Report: Apologies, Attacks & Intervention Attempts

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Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.

We might spend our time pretending that the world consists only of hot footballers, their lovely partners, ridiculous cars and the odd llama, but sometimes, shit happens.

Let’s just get the latest crappy news out of the way now so we can press on with the pretty and/or woolly.

Yes?

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