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Injury Update: The Rise Of The Replacements

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Even more players are crocked since we last touched this topic, so this is the last time we’re going to touch it (yes, really).

We’ll give you the names of players recently injured in action, as well as the names of their replacements, and we ask that you tell us who you think is hotter. Simple as that.

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Wax Figure Gets Felt Up In Berlin

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Can we have one for our HQ’s personal use as well?

The Huh? Files: Another Year, Another Wrinkle

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Who needs luck when you have this man’s short tent on your side? Image:¬†Christopher Lee/Getty Images.

We’ve been struggling to last minute plan for our annual birthday festivities (we’re turning six – 6! – in July), Kickettes. How should we celebrate our wrinkles? Slumber party with all of our readers at the Dorchester, hosted by 500 Iker looky-likeys?

Ideas on a postcard, merci.

Fernando Torres & Sergio Ramos: The “SerNando” Signing Conundrum

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Image: ALEXANDER KLEIN/AFP/GettyImages.

You think Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres ever get tired of co-signing “SerNando” on fans’ memorabilia? Since both of their siggys are required, how attached at the autograph are they? Is it always Sergio who starts things off with “Ser” or are there instances where Fernando scrawls his “Nando” suffix first? And do they use the same colour ink as each other, or do they occasionally give ROYGBIV a run for its money?

You may think that our line of questioning is generic and trivial, but it’s not. The “SerNando” signing conundrum is a longstanding concern of ours, one that we’ve lost countless nights of beauty sleep over.

If Kickette Ran Hollywood: It’s Catching On

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See what we’ve started? Aside from Thiago Potiguar’s head not fitting on Captain America’s body, we give this movie poster 3 out of 5 stars. Image: Bola.