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Boca Juniors: Skin To Skin For The Win

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Image: Reuters.

This pic of Boca Juniors ‘ballers celebrating their progression to the semi-finals of the Copa Libertadores is from the far away past that was Wednesday evening, but our stance on time is that it’s never too late to share manlove like this with you.

Kickettes, we’re taking the rest of the day off in favour of lying horizontally intoxicated. Have a good weekend!

QOTD: Pep Guardiola, Barcelona

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“I will be ready [to return] if one club wants me and seduces me.”

Pep Guardiola has hinted he may think about suspending his sabbatical from football, if the right offer comes along.

We just saw the words “wants me and seduces me” and are scrambling to put a tempting package together now.

Fearing For The Future: Benjamin Aguero

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Grandpappy Diego, Daddy Kun & Ben. Worrying and compelling in equal measure. Image: AFP/GettyImages.

Benjamin Aguero cannot face the truth of his predicament. While there’s always hope that he’ll grow up to look like his hot daddy, the possibility remains that grandpa Maradona’s genes could prove dominant.

Random Mancandy: Steven Gerrard & Santi Cazorla

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We’re assuming that this is indicative of Roy Hodgson’s ‘thorough’ managerial approach to EURO 2012? Whatever it is, we heartily approve.

Lawdy, is it just us, or is there not a scrap of news, gossip or a decent chocolate martini to be found anywhere lately?

All right. An afternoon of decadent dining and designer shopping isn’t what we want to do, but if it helps beat the boredom, we guess we’ll go.

In the meantime, Kickettes, enjoy the random snaps of skin from Steven Gerrard and Santi Cazorla during NT training.

The Week In Hair: Nothing Wildly New But Still Worth A Squizz

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Blerim Dzemaili & Marek Hamsik indulge in some foreplay before the big shave. Image: Paolo Bruno/Getty Images. H/T to @LaDiavolina.

Fashion FYI, Kickettes: footballers’ hair has got its mojo back after being crushed under the weight of our scathing critiques.

A summary of this week’s hottest ‘baller hair trends the media won’t shoosh about awaits you. If our cleverly crafted-on-the-tube intro hasn’t tickled your fancy, just look at that Napoli manlove.

Mmmm.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

Oh yes: ‘ballers and their hair.