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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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A bloke wearing a dress is funny.

That’s a skirt right, Kickettes?

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‘Baller Body Language Decoded: Federico Macheda

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Sophie Houghton Big Brother girlfriend WAG

We’d like you to use your imaginations for this one, Kickettes.

You’re walking home from school/work/a bar when you see this man squatting on a conveniently located grass verge. In most cases you’d be right to assume that he’s a crazed loon bag in a bad tracksuit (well, it’s not helping, is it?), but actually, he’s a highly paid young footballer type, just waiting to sweep you up and usher you towards the wardrobe you deserve.

How do you tell the difference and avoid making a heinous mistake that could see your reputation ruined? Don’t worry. We got this.

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Survey Says: Private Schools Offer Posh Protection From The Perils Of WAG Culture

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Less than 24 hours after a study found that girls were being put off physical education at a young age because of 1) a lack of female sporting role models, and 2) the growing view that “getting sweaty” was not feminine, a chief executive of the Independent Association of Prep Schools claimed that British parents are sending their daughters to private schools to protect them from the materialistic WAG culture.

Based on figures published by the association that showed a surge in prep school enrollment amongst female pupils, ”many young girls’ ambitions can include marrying a footballer.” Obviously this is scaring the Prada pants off posh parents, and to ensure their daughters grow up with “real aspiration”, they’re enrolling them in wildly expensive private schools (some to the tune of £25,000-a-year) instead.

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It Takes Two: Cristian Ianu, FC Sion

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Holy Hell, Look At That Hip Dip: Alan Hutton, Aston Villa

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Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.

Some serious heavyweights have been challenging for the title of Holiest Hip Dip lately. For example, we have it on good authority** that Micah Richards weighs at least as much as a Smart Car and could crush a person simply by sitting them.

Anyhoo, enough of our personal fantasies. Peruse the pleasantly coiffed tum-scape offered by Aston Villa’s Alan Hutton here and while you’re at it, compare with Gabby Agbonlahor’s recent indecency.

Because super hot abs are not just a gift bestowed on those challenging for Champions League spots. They’re everywhere.

We just have to find them.