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Seasons Greetings: Bad Santi Has Come Early This Year

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Check out more photoshopped user-generated entries in The Guardian‘s weekly caption contest when you can, Kickettes. Especially on a rainy day when a good laugh is hard to come by around these parts.

Kickette Vocabulary: Fabregasted

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Image: David Ramos/Getty Images Europe.

Part of speech: verb

Definition: to be astounded

Synonyms: dumbfounded, speechless, blown away

‘Baller Byline Example:
Sergi Roberto: I’m just – I’m kind of fabregasted at your choice in hair stylists, Alex.
Alex Song: Thank you.
Sergi Roberto: Not a compliment.
Alex Song: Well you say that, but do you really mean it? Look at this profile.
Sergi Roberto: Ay dios mio.

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Lazy Links & Randoms

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FYI, if you aren’t already following us on twitter, you’re missing breaking news when it happens.

Man up and do the damn follow thang, soldier girls and boys.

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Crotch Collision: Craig Bellamy & Manuel Almunia

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What is there to be said about this photo? On a day when we can’t seem to find any form of a reliable hangover cure, not much apparently.

Now if you don’t mind, we’d like to be left alone with this video. Seriously Kickettes, please go.

Universal Mysteries Solved: Danielle Lineker’s Barbarella Bun

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We will now exclusively reveal the contents of Danielle Lineker’s bun: Not a sock, but money. Lots and lots of retired footballer turned pundit money. Images: PacificCoastNews.com.