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EURO 2012: “The Match” Suspended?

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Image: AP Photo/Central Partnership.

Before you ask, this is not the annual meeting of the Robin van Persie Vest Foundation. It is a still from the football movie ‘The Match’, which has reportedly had it’s release date frozen by Ukrainian authorities.

It’s feared that the film, which depicts the story of a football match in 1942 between Soviet soccer players and a team of Nazis, might stoke anti-German feeling before the tournament.

Presumably, Ukraine is hoping to avoid another public relations nightmare before co-hosting the event with Poland in June. Because that whole stray dog murdering thing was bad for business, ya know.

Kevin Davies & Fabricio Coloccini: Synchronised Swinging

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Image: AFP PHOTO/GRAHAM STUART.

According to a National Geographic article that one of our staffers fell asleep on during her tube ride to the office this morning, the more symmetrical a person’s body, the more appealing they are to the opposite sex.

By extrapolation this means, the higher two players raise their legs symmetrically in gameplay, the more inner thigh we get to perve on.

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Short Tent Shifters: Leo Messi, Dani Alves & Isaac Cuenca

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Credit: danish TV2Sport. Cheers NL!

We were just about to hit the hay when it dawned on us: crotch grabbing is a crowd pleaser.

Thank you danishTV2Sport for backing us up on our theory. You’re awesome.

Andrey Arshavin: One More Chance

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Have you noticed that Andrey Arshavin hasn’t been in the Arsenal line-up lately? Were you wondering what happened to him?

Congratulations. You’re as good as we are at paying attention to what’s going on.

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Player Pranking: An Awkward Position To Be In

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We don’t know who any of you are and it’s better if we keep things that way.

Pardon the crap quality of this video, Kickettes, but this has got to be one of the worst pranks we’ve seen a player pull on his own in forever, ever.

Is this what guys really do when girls aren’t around?