To break up, or stay faithful? Javier Mascherano, Kaka & Cescy feel the pain of indecision. Images: Getty Images, AP Photo via Daylife
We’re used to football players having a somewhat ‘loose’ grasp of fidelity in relationships. How these guys haven’t figured that using prostitutes and/or sending photos of their man-parts to random girls is not acceptable behaviour within a loving relationship we’re not sure, but the debate certainly whiles away many a happy hour in the Kickette office.
Obviously, infidelity in a relationship is a no-no, but what about when it’s on the pitch? How do you feel if your fave boy begins flirting with another club – or just as bad – if a club starts flirting with him?
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Image via Splash News
- While Victoria Beckham looks rather bad ass smoking a cigar at a beach house in Malibu this weekend, her hubby David’s been named in Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed Hall of Fame. In an interview Becks names his favourite items of clothing as Dior Jeans and a white t-shirt.
- Vanessa Perroncel has spoken out -for free - in an extensive story with the Guardian and she tells a very different story than what most people have heard about the whole John Terry/Wayne Bridge love and lust trifecta. Definitely worth a read.
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Dear Abi,
We’re not sure if these heinous rumours are true, but if they are, we do know one thing:
Visiting a prostitute while you are engaged to the eye-watering hotness that is yourself is the behaviour of someone in receipt of a comprehensive and highly successful frontal lobotomy.
But let’s not focus on the negative. Indeed, we won’t be offering our condolences to you; we will offer ourselves instead.
Here are five reasons why you should forget about Peter and go out with us instead.
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Let’s address the two stories that are filling up our inboxes with panic, scorn, and scorn-filled panic. We must warn you though, you may not be satisfied by what we have to offer. If you’re looking for closure, you shan’t be getting it here.
Let’s start with the Pastasauce rumours of an engagement with the mighty Iker Casillas:
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Fern and O in less pregnant times.
UPDATE: The pregnancy has been confirmed.
The bump doesn’t lie, Kickettes. Please compare these photos taken when Fernando and Olalla’s first daughter, Nora, was fresh and shiny, to the belly situation occuring in the pic at left.
Fernando Torres, you little minx.
Not only was Mr. Torres able to keep his wedding a secret from the press, but he’s somehow kept this on the hush-hush as well. He surely has a career in espionage post-footy.
A huge congratulations to the couple, who recently celebrated Nora’s first birthday. Yup, you do the math. Nando and Olalla have been doin’ it.
Thanks UF! More pics of Nando and Nora here.
Image via Tumblr – but will the rightful owner please stand up and claim this beautiful piece of artwork?
A note before we begin to our readers: 1. If you aren’t following us on twitter, you’re missing breaking news when it happens 2. We try to avoid posting rumours with no basis on fact (see the Alex Gerrard “sister” joke of a news piece), and work hard to research our stories as much as possible – see our breaking open of the completely mis-reported story on Sara Carbonero, for example. Thus, we held off on posting this until we had heard about the confirmation from Cristiano Ronaldo’s representatives.
Now that Ronaldo’s U.S. representation “confirmed by e-mail that his correspondence with fans is in fact true,” let the gossip begin!
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Our interest level in Ricardo Quaresma waxes and wanes much like the moon. (And our interest in H&M collaborations.)
Once the subject of a Would You? reader debate, Ricky dropped off our radar shortly afterwards. But now that transfer gossip abounds of a possible move from Inter Milan to Turkish side Besiktas, the potential hook-up with Matteo Ferrari has convinced us to sorta-care.
Know this: Quaresma, the man who’s never met a logo he didn’t love, has surreptitiously dumped his supposed long-term girlfriend weeks after she birthed his baby. Apparently, he’s left her – without money, no less – and is denying paternity of the daughter he once claimed as his.
What on earth happened?
Let’s just say it went something like a really smashing epi of EastEnders. We’re here to recap it for the DVR-less few among you.
- As recent as last November, Quaresma, 26, and his 24-year-old girlfriend, Catia Costa, were jumping for double joy at the thought of an upcoming stork delivery and their impending nuptials. While the beginning of their relationship was said to be “unstable”, Quaresma wanted to “man up” and make himself a blingtastically acessorized family.
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Ever been on a double date as a favour to a friend and she swears that this massively hot guy she going out with has a ‘lovely’ friend who is single? So you go along as a favour to her, with faint hopes that he might be the man of your dreams and are then confronted with something like this (above left). Hmm. We have.
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