It’s past 5 o’clock somewhere, Kickettes.
Consider that an explanation for our poor spelling, lack of coherence and just about anything else that’s horribly wrong after the jump.
This is Missé Beqiri and these are her extremely not safe for work “girls”. We’re particularly impressed by her ability to smoke a cigarette with one hand and no bra.
If those perky things didnt get your attention maybe this will: she’s a Swedish model who is said to be dating Manchester United’s Danish backdoor bad boy keeper, Anders Lindegaard.
As far as we can tell, Missé doesn’t seem to have the same loose morals and questionable standards that we often look for in WAGs or strive to possess ourselves. That’s without taking into account her plethora of nudie shots and the inevitable paralysis of our pupils had we actually looked through her nipples’ entire portfolio, though.
Today’s fashion and design news – presented in order of our excitement levels.
Meh: The French prostitute at the centre of the French NT scandal involving Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema debuted her own line of lingerie at Paris Couture Fashion Week today.
Things Are Getting Interesting: Zahia Dehar’s lookbook was shot by none other than Karl Lagerfeld himself, which is a vast improvement from her Ed Hardy days.
Sh*t Just Got Real: It’s Girl Scout cookie season and we just placed our annual orders for Samoas and Thin Mints.
We’ve been kinda freaking out over here ever since this photo of Montpellier’s resident hottie surfaced.
Is he single? Taken? A mama’s boy?
Kickettes?!
We’ve come across some potentially juicy stuff relating to the new coupling of Kevin-Prince Boateng and Melissa Satta, most of which you’ll want to read and judge for yourselves.
There’s both facts and falsehoods to sift through here, so a bulleted list it is.
John Terry’s bulge takes a hit from a schoolboy. That’s precious cargo, son! Watch where you’re aiming next time!
Irina Shayk’s made-for-our-left-hands golf ball-sized ring is playing tricks on us. We first laid eyes on it last week during Cristiano’s Golden Boot presentation, but by Sunday evening, it was noticeably absent during Irina’s walk down the European Music Awards red carpet.
The wooly mammoth of bling deserves a name. We think.
In a car much cleaner than his Spanish NT defensive partner, Sergio Ramos’ shady drop off last Thursday has added fresh fuel to rumours that he and Spanish TV presenter, Lara Álvarez, are giving their relationship another go.
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