Other than the ghost of
Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we’ve not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.
However, over the last few weeks, many “sightings” of the couple have taken place and “sources” have come forward with details of such events.
Let’s see what’s really going on, shall we?
Two short quotes should sum things up nicely:
Have you heard? We first discovered the news about our favourite Party Boy’s new love last week. We’ve compiled a few fascinating and entertaining details and thought we’d share with you in compact bullet-point form.
Apologies for the title… we couldn’t help ourselves.
Much has been made of Cheryl and Ashley Cole’s marriage in the press of late. Did Cheryl ever really get over the sick-making extra curriculars? Would Cheryl really decide not to wear her wedding ring because it “clashed” with her outfit? And most importantly, does anyone care?
Many, many questions.
But judging by this pic of the two out at the Children in Need concert, we think it’s time for a little photo analysis:
Image via Rex Features
There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He’s 23 – she’s 30.
Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker “the evil matchmaker” Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.
Until we have photo proof, we’re going to postpone our talking-to with Senior Casillas, but mark our words, he will get a severe dressing-down from us in some way, shape or form. (If you’re thinking it will involve nudity, you’re spot on.)
However, we’ve also learned that Migi has that bad streak in him we always knew (hoped) he could muster up. Gossip sources say (in Spanish, natch) Patricia and Miguel got it on prior to her relationship with Dani Martin being kaputz.
Betcha also didn’t know he once dated two former teammates rumored loves: Ariatne Artiles (Iker) and Marisa Gómez-Sandoval (Cristiano). Get on with your bad self, Miguel! Nonetheless, if the rumours do prove true, we hope his Whopper Juniors go straight to her thighs.
Yesterday….28 years old….any other words are just irrelevant. Because to state the obvious: there’s a large photo of Nemanja’s junk on full view. See more at ONTD Football.
David Beckham queues up to buy some pumpkins; still has that animal growing on his face.
Are Ilary and Francesco going to bring another beautiful Totti baby into the world?
Damn, homie: you totally are kicking the wrong ball.
Henrik Larsson hangs up his boots: the pitch loses a little bit of its sexy.
Did you learn these three things from the CL games last night?
Speaking of the CL, watch some highlights from the insane Real Madrid v Milan match.
Bullet-proof vests for South Africa 2010? Say it isn’t so.
Joey Barton buys a £20,000 mini bus for charity.
Cesc Fabregas looks cute; talks Champions League strategy.