This morning’s footy left us with much to be desired, so here we are. Barely pissed on a Saturday, with something to offer everyone interested in the lucky bish having naked sleepovers at casa de Ramos™.
It’s not everyday that we hear of a war brewing in WAG world, so if this baseless rumour about the mutually frosty relations between Sara and Irina turns out to be true, it will be all of our Christmases, New Years and Hen nights rolled into one. Think 100 calorie buttered popcorn, pink boxing gloves, and a Cricket gift-cert for five lucky souls sitting ringside.
What? We have to find some way to keep ourselves amused until Champions League drinking time.
A note of well wishes before we begin: Francesco Totti turned 36 last week. The patron saint of Speedos is a Libra: “Librans can be surprisingly energetic, though it is true that they dislike coarse, dirty work.”
Well that’s a shame. Happy belated though!
We’re quick with news on this end if you can’t tell.
Anywho, if you only have five minutes of procrastination time pencilled in for the day, you’re in luck because we only have five can’t miss stories from the weekend. Make yourself a cuppa (or make someone make you a cuppa), expect lots of air quotes and join us after the jump!
News broke this morning that Pique’s missus will be filling in for Christina Aguilera as a judge on US reality comp/show, The Voice, next season.
Earlier this month the singer appeared at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Milan wearing a modified muumuu (at left). Even more recently, Shakira sported even baggier clothes whilst out and about with her boyf in Barcelona (at right).
Moral of the story: we still don’t know if she’s up or the duff or not, which is killing us! UPDATE: Nevermind. She’s definitely pregnant. Best or worst kept secret?
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