A Foine Romance Or A Messi Marriage?
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It seems that when it comes to Lionel Messi and Antonella Roccuzzo’s relationship status, even our overactive imaginations have failed to keep up with actual events.
Deep breaths.
It seems that when it comes to Lionel Messi and Antonella Roccuzzo’s relationship status, even our overactive imaginations have failed to keep up with actual events.
Deep breaths.
Could it be the quickest post-break-up bounceback ever recorded in football dating history, Kickettes? Diego Forlan’s abs have barely been free for more than 10 minutes and they’re already back on the prowl (or so reports would like us to believe)?
He got her tickets for an Arsenal game, she got him some damn good seats for Wimbledon (but was shockingly knocked out earlier this week). In all honesty, we don’t know what the dilly between Nicklas Bendtner and Caroline Wozniacki is, Kickettes, other than they were recently seen out grabbing some grub with platonic pals.
Or were they?
What began as a reported robbery over the weekend involving the Mexico U22 team has quickly escalated into a salacious sex scandal for the Mexican Football Federation, y’all. Or, another way of looking at it: a juicy way to begin this Tuesday!
Following the team’s friendly in Quito, a few players took stock of some precious baubles that unexpectedly vanished from their rooms. In a state of panic, they and the team raised the issue with the hotel, which promptly put their entire staff in question. The hotel finally got a break in their investigation after they (finally) checked the security cameras. Knowing what we already know about this story, we imagine reactions to the tapes included snickering, sneering and a few face palms. Good times.
We’ve actually got news of value today, Kickettes!
Yay!
Don’t worry, it won’t last long, though!
Yay!
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