We love Fridays for many reasons, but mostly because it’s the only day of the week that our “I’m too fat to come into work today” line is successfully acceptable.
Manchester United, Man City, Liverpool and Everton WAGs have beef with Jennifer Thompson – of Mario Balotelli and Wayne Rooney tell-all fame and nouveau riche glory. They think she is classless, trashy and generally disapprove of her existence. “Ban her (from parties and footy/celeb haunts)!” is their battle cry, and they’ve supposedly set up a text message and Twitter tracking system for the hooker’s whereabouts to drive their point home.
Good stuff, this story.
The animal kingdom had a good weekend, y’all.
First, Chelsea’s John Terry, took his wife and kids to meet characters from the movie “Madagascar” at Chessington World Of Adventures in Surrey. Then, Zinedine Zidane graced France’s Disneyland Resort with his presence to launch the new Disney Dreams show as part of the theme park’s 20th anniversary celebrations.
We had an equally eventful time off starting with multiple broken mobile devices on Friday night and ending with the cancellation of several misplaced credit cards on Sunday morning.
How did the rest of the Kickette Army fare?
Melissa Satta spent some time swinging a poor defenseless child around like a rag doll and playing hide-and-go-seek behind an inflatable princess in a Milan park over the weekend, driving the Italian tabs mad with speculation of a possible change in dating course
for her and AC Milan’s Kevin-Prince Boateng. CalcioMercato.it cited Melissa’s absence during her man’s match three days ago (a 2-1 win over Roma) as out of character for the luxury box-loving WAG, with Che Donna adding that she’s supposedly stalling on moving the couple’s future forward.
There are multiple scenarions in which a play could get the literal boot from his club, but dating a celebrity is not a reason we’ve previously heard of.
According to a new report, Shakira is posing a serious threat to her boyfriend’s professional career at Barcelona, with coach Pep Guardiola supposedly threatening to walk away from a new deal with the club unless the 25-year-old defender goes first. One of the primary reasons for such an about face, it seems, is that Pep feels Shakira is too big of a distraction for one of his star players.
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