Olivier Giroud contemplates the prospect of snogging Bacary Sagna. Image: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images.
With Sir Alex Ferguson and Roberto Mancini vigorously ploughing the Eden Hazard furrow and Harry Redknapp (or REDBAPPS as our cellphone autocorrect amusingly insists) flirting with Loic Remy, Ligue 1 is clearly going to be a heavy contributor to the EPL cause this summer.
And no British invasion of French soil would be complete without plunderer-in-chief Arsene Wenger, who is rumoured to be jones-ing for the services of Dijon midfielder Benjamin Corgnet and Montpellier’s Olivier Giroud.
Several Croatian papers broke some sad news over the weekend: Niko Kranjcar and his wife, Simona (nee Fistrić) have separated and are planning to divorce after several months of intense marital problems.
And, our ever-reliable BFFs – the tabloids – were also reporting that the 27-year-old Tottenham footballer already has a new girlfriend.
What was supposed to be a run of the mill BBQ get together, turned into much more when pictures of underwear model/Athletic Bilbao player, Javi Martinez, and his teammate, Iker Muniain, in a semi-raunchy webcam pose-off surfaced. Now we know these ‘ballers are still on the young side and were probably fueled by alcohol whilst doing this, but the fact that Carolina Abril (the dark haired chica) is an amateur adult “actress” has really got folks talking.
According to Carolina (via her Twitter account), Javi and Iker didn’t know what she did for a living. It was simply 25 people gathered together for a barbecue and that’s that.
This isn’t the first time ballers have been caught doing something raunchy, but at least they didn’t go as far as Andres Guardado did on camera.
What does everyone make of Javi and Iker’s photo booth playtime?
As bromances go, we can’t say we expected this. But ya know what? It might just be mad enough to work… Image: REUTERS/Eddie Keogh.
It’s past 5 o’clock somewhere, Kickettes.
Consider that an explanation for our poor spelling, lack of coherence and just about anything else that’s horribly wrong after the jump.
This is Missé Beqiri and these are her extremely not safe for work “girls”. We’re particularly impressed by her ability to smoke a cigarette with one hand and no bra.
If those perky things didnt get your attention maybe this will: she’s a Swedish model who is said to be dating Manchester United’s Danish backdoor bad boy keeper, Anders Lindegaard.
As far as we can tell, Missé doesn’t seem to have the same loose morals and questionable standards that we often look for in WAGs or strive to possess ourselves. That’s without taking into account her plethora of nudie shots and the inevitable paralysis of our pupils had we actually looked through her nipples’ entire portfolio, though.