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Alessandro & Tobias Del Piero: Looking Polished Whilst Playing On The Pitch

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Image: REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo

A petite peacoat or a sophisticated smoking jacket?

Which is Tobias wearing?

Kevin Prince-Boateng & Melissa Satta: Trouble In Paradise, Already?

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KP-B WAG girlfriend playtime in the park

Melissa Satta spent some time swinging a poor defenseless child around like a rag doll and playing hide-and-go-seek behind an inflatable princess in a Milan park over the weekend, driving the Italian tabs mad with speculation of a possible change in dating course
for her and AC Milan’s Kevin-Prince Boateng. CalcioMercato.it cited Melissa’s absence during her man’s match three days ago (a 2-1 win over Roma) as out of character for the luxury box-loving WAG, with Che Donna adding that she’s supposedly stalling on moving the couple’s future forward.

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Bojan Krkic: Hot Spot Hero

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Far be it from us to question the statistical nous of ESPN, but we would like to take issue with their exciting ‘Heat Map’ feature. The map, which is available for the majority of European league games, purportedly displays the amount of time a player spends in each section of the field, highlighting each hotspot with a little coloured circle.

We think they’ve made a massive error though. Check out Bojan Krkic’s heat map (above) from Roma’s game vs. AC Milan on Saturday.

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Weekend Results: Queries & Revisionist Theories

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Boca was one of three players sent off during a particularly feisty Old Firm derby yesterday. The ref obviously hadn’t received our memo about keeping players with hot thighs on the pitch regardless of crap tackling ability. Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

Quick, get us an iced latte and a muscular midfielder, stat!

We don’t have to explain why, just someone please do it.

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Stephan El Shaarawy: Go On, Give ‘Em A Squeeze

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Hot, polite boy strokes hot, pink boots.

Our predilections can’t be that weird if major sports companies are tailoring their ad campaigns towards them.