The Midweek Motivator: Rene Krhin, Bologna FC
Image: Paolo Bruno/Getty Images Europe.
Because nothing propels us over the midweek hump better than an unexpected visit from Mr Short Tent.
'Serie A' Category
Weekend Results: A Few Things To Brighten Your Day
We thought you might need cheering up this morning, and the boys across the European Leagues obviously felt so too.
Don’t keep them waiting, Kickettes!
Good Week/Bad Week: Glares & ‘Mares
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Thank goodness for Good Week/Bad Week, Kickettes. If it wasn’t for this post, we’d never, ever be able to catch up with any of the stuff we didn’t have time for while we were socialising/drinking/falling down/sleeping.
Melissa Satta: Semi-Nude In Satin For Playboy
We hope that fabric is fire retardant. Images: fashionbuzz.us; milanlive.it.
Ten times a week.
That’s how many times this month’s Playboy Italia cover girl, Melissa Satta, says she likes to have sex.
Per week!
We know this isn’t new news, but it bears repeating because…well, FFS, we’re tired just from calculating how many times a day that works out to be! In fact, we need a lie down.
Just not on those sheets.
Weekend Results: Blatantly Bottled…By Us
Image: Reuters.
There’s no butts about our game watching habits this weekend – we simply gave our slimming selves complimentary passes to forgo our regular homework.
What an arousing, aggravating and action-packed weekend we picked to skip, so we’ve been told.
Fill us in on any or all the things you found pretty, peculiar or just plain mad from the last two days, puhlease Kickettes? We can’t promise we’ll be anymore attentive after the fact, but it’ll help distract us from Park Ji-Sung’s frog-juice drinking habits.
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