Kickettes? It’s going to be a fantastic week. We can just tell. Image: Clive Mason/Getty Images.
We reckon we’ve used up a year’s worth of good fortune this morning sourcing pictures of footballers with their shirts off.
We think you’ll agree that the trade off was totally worth it.
Image: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images Europe.
We know how important the Finest 5 list is to you guys. Our beleaguered comments moderator’s refusal to come out from underneath her desk when we do an update tells us that.
But in your haste to complain at us for leaving out the likes of Sergio, Aaron, Fernando and David James (ahem), have you lot even stopped to think about the effect that these lists have on the players? The agony of rejection, the realisation that your goods are no longer sufficient to keep the Kickette staffers visually stimulated?
The pressure must be awful.
Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.
We’re not sure how feathers and fringe got so popular, but WAGs and footballers everywhere are suddenly looking like real-life Angry Birds.
We no likey.
Despite everyone’s best efforts, the source of Bayern Munich’s current dodgy form has not yet been located. For the time being, the search continues. Image: REUTERS/Alex Domanski.
More facetious remarks accompanying amusing pictures of cute players hugging, fiddling with their bits and pointing their erogenous zones at cameras is right this way.
This is Kickette’s Weekend Results post, people. You know you love it.