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Weekend Results: Avoidance Tactics
Holger Badstuber. Seen here reinforcing today’s remit of focussing only on football results. No, we really are that easily distracted. Image: GUENTER SCHIFFMANN/AFP/Getty Images.
With everyone stomping all over what we consider to be our remit this weekend – namely waffling about matters only loosely related to the playing of football – we’ve decided to do the reverse.
Concentrating on some of the amazing games we watched, perhaps with the odd side order of manflesh and tenting where applicable, we’d love if our comments section could follow suit.
Issues Of Etiquette: Vincenzo Iaquinta, AC Cesena
Looks like leaving packs of breath mints in Adrian Mutu’s pockets is too subtle a hint, Vincenzo Iaquinta. Maybe you should consider something less subtle, like hosing him down with mouthwash? Image: Paolo Bruno/Getty Images.
Midweek Results: Happy Little Glimpses
Valencia’s Aritz Aduriz articulates far more succinctly that we ever could why base layers are bad. Bad, we say! Image: JOSE JORDAN/AFP/Getty Images.
Sometimes, it’s the little things that make life worth living, isn’t it?
Alright. And maybe some slightly larger things.
Weekend Results: Tights, Tongues and Transparency Issues
The latest development in football kits? Invisibility properties. We can make use of that here. Image: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images Europe.
Did you spend the last 48 hours in your homemade duvet cave, eating nachos and taking in as much sport as possible between well deserved naps? We did.
In fact, we *may* have kept our duvets on for the trip to work. If you saw us on the tube, we can only apologise.
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