Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Preaching To The Pitch
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Good Week/Bad Week: Bets, Bans & Bad Moves
Image via twitter.
Today’s week in review begins with a pop quiz. Whose abs are these?
And more importantly, why aren’t they hanging up in the Kickette office?
The Midweek Mmm: Wesley Sneijder, Inter Milan
Nice guns, Wes. Feeling the heat from a certain Tinseltown two-some, are you? Image: AP Photo/Luca Bruno.
Weekend Results: Chill. We Got This.
We know for a fact that interrupting a person’s jumpy claps can have terrible psychological consequences. Poor Mesut. UPDATED IMAGE & PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Kick TV’s Ryan F’ing Bailey girls and boys.
Apparently, Cristiano has La Liga covered. Anyone else make such bold claims this weekend?
Apart from Mesut Ozil’s sale shopping bags, obviously.
QOTD: Alessandro Del Piero on Kissing Claudio Marchisio
Images: AP Photo/Alberto Ramella. Cheers to Kickette reader Niloo for the tip – we wish her luck in her Kickette tipster reporting exam studies!
Alessandro Del Piero graphically explains why a fling between him and Claudio Marchisio would never work out (as well as why he locked lips with his teammate when celebrating a goal):
“I was trying to kiss Claudio Marchisio’s nose, but he moved. I am very happily married and like girls. Besides, he’s not my type.”
Opposites are definitely attracting in your and Marchisio’s case, Signore Del Piero.
We have the pictures to prove it.
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