We never thought that we’d be forced to reconsider our opinion of the FIFA ruling regarding shirt removal, but quite frankly, in light of the news that Aussie Rules football player Nathan van Someren was cautioned for ‘dangerous hair’ last week, we’re re-visiting our priorities.
Oh dear. This picture of heartbreaker-in-the-making Cristian Totti does not bode well for the current holder of the ‘coolest footy kid’ crown, Cruz Beckham.
Thus far, we know this six-year-old’s title challenge consists of ecto-green accessories, messy long locks and a calculated disregard for tennis. We can’t blame him for not giving a crap, though, since we’d choose our jammies and gluttonous amounts of cocoa for 48 hours straight over watching an entire tennis match live any day of the week. Still, Cristian may already be way too cool for kinder care, but he’s got a sweet spot for his daddy just like the Beckhams’ youngest.
Watch your scenester swagger and misbehaviour in public, Cruz. Cristian is already plotting his next encroachment on your tough turf.
The Serie A champions launched their new home kit last week, and being the self-appointed connoisseurs of all this fash and footie on the web, we would be derelict in our duty if we were to neglect to make some sort of comment.
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