It’s one of those weeks where games are taking place all over Europe, in various different competitions, most of which we haven’t bothered to research in any meaningful way.
We did find some interesting things to look at, mind you. Although we think it’s fair to say some took a little more persuasion to show us than others.
Ooh, nudity.
Make the most of it, Kickettes. Sculpted abs of this calibre are an endangered species at this stage of the season.
Pato of AC Milan has either been unceremoniously dumped by – or recently did some unceremonious dumping of – his girlfriend, Barbara Berlusconi.
And… scene.
Really, Kickettes? Are you interested in this story at all? We thought we were, but we’d rather write another 10,000 entries on Sergio Ramos’ love life.
We’re not so much doing body language right now as exuding caffeine fumes and an air of menace. Luckily, our ‘baller boys are far more expressive with their appendages.
Enjoy!
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