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Napoli Players Advised To Avoid Injuries By Practising Abstinence

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Kickettes, please enjoy this tale of a smart person talking out of his arse who we predict will live to regret it:

“Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations,” Professor Alfonso De Nicola told Corriere del Mezzogiorno.

First of all, promoting abstinence as a means to ward off injuries? Please. ‘Ballers are skanks and so are the many women that walk amongst them.

Secondly professor, this is the 21st century. Although most players have no tact, which is why we love them so dearly, you’d be surprised to learn just how many own a device called a webcam.

Good try though.

Off Pitch Exploits: Good Week/Bad Week

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Breakfast In Bed, Craig Levein’s: Speaking about his unofficial role as the Scotland NT manager’s pet player, James Morrison confirmed to The Telegraph“That’s all I can say. I give him breakfast in bed.” To keep things in context, Morrison admitted his gaffer might play favourites with him, but it’s only ‘cos he needs the confidence. Yeah. Sure James. Whatever you say.

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Lazy Links & Hot Topics

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Louise Redknapp has started her own beauty range called Wild About Beauty, which is ironic since we felt the opposite of wild about her hair and makeup at last night’s GQ Awards. Her dress, meanwhile, is a whole ‘nother story that our Style Files is better adept at addressing.
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Christian Vieri’s mobile was spied on by Inter Milan back in ’06, but it was only this past Monday that he was awarded €1 million in damages. The now retired footballer’s legal team argued that when details of the alleged spying became public six years ago, it damaged his playing career by causing him undue stress.
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The Summer 2012 Transfer Window Closes: Where Art Thou WAGs?

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Image via Of Handbands & Heartbreak. QPR-supporting Kickettes, as well as happy trail/six pack lovers, a surprise awaits you in the Esteban Granero section.

queens park rangers QPR transfer target new signing real madrid former player los blancos englandAnother frantic Friday is in the books and it couldn’t have happened at a better time.

For us and our gossip-minded people, we mean.

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The Friday Fit: Luca Toni’s Chest Hair In A Hot Tub With A Swirly Fruit Straw

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Related: Toni rejoins Fiorentina. Image: Google.