Marco Borriello & Jeremy Menez: Roma-nce
'Serie A' Category
Hottie Spotting: The Young & The Breathless
Scott Sutter of BSC Young Boys, Switzerland. We’re considering a move, team. (Getty Images/Daylife)
Our forays into the outer reaches of global football in search of fresh meat talent are well documented. And as the weary Kickette staffers return to the office once again after their latest mission, exhausted and generously smeared in foliage and Jagermeister, we are pleased to reveal that their efforts have not been in vain.
This week’s harvest has been plentiful, boys and girls. Please feel free to enjoy the fruit of said labours.
Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Harry Kewell’s pit stains encouraged Aussie kids to get active with Microsoft Xbox 360 Kinect. Bet that’s more than you can say for your weekend. Image: iTWire.
Saturday
- NY Red Bulls star, Rafa Marquez, barely outdressed his girlfriend, Jaydy Mitchel, at a charity event.
- Another Prem star boffs a stripper bites the dust.
- Break up/make up couple Sergio “Kun” Aguero and Gianina Maradona threw on some denim and took in the Shakira concert in Madrid.
- Apparently there is someone more persuasive than Jose Mourinho in world football. Who knew? READ MORE
Weekend Results: Hammerings & Hangovers
Cesc Fabregas. Emirates Stadium. Saturday. Oof. (Getty Images/Daylife)
Having your backside handed to you on a plate is one thing. When the act is carried out by your bitterest rival, prevents you from sitting pretty atop the leaderboard and breaks a record of seventeen years standing, it’s another thing entirely.
But enough about the results of the Kickette Annual Pre-Thanksgiving/Champagne Drinking Contest. Please accompany us (and our hangovers) as we tour the highlights of the weekend results.
No shouting or merriment, please. We’re of a delicate disposition today.
Finest 5 Revamp: Kickettes, It’s Marco’s Way Or The Highway
You see, Kickettes, we’re really just conduits – no, pawns – in the fight for good vs.evil.
Remember when Bad Borri failed to triumph against the forces of good in the last F5 battle? We were distraught. Devastated, even. How could a creature of such astonishing beauty (left) and downright manliness not have a place in the most relevant rundown of football player hotness since… well, the Hot Hall of Fame? [Image at left: Bellazon]
True to our spoiled brat form, we’re rebelling. There’s only so much wholesome goodness a bunch of hungover bishes can take. Any guy who spends as much time rolling about exposing his rampant hotness on these hallowed pages totes deserves his day in the Kickette boudoir sun.
NEW RECRUITS
Marco Borriello, AS Roma
To quote ZZ Top, “Women Go Crazy ‘Bout a Sharp Dressed Man”.
Welcome Marco, we’re extremely pleased to see you. Whatever you’re doing, it’s working. Be a good sport and keep it up.
‘Fraid you’ll have find a limo for the trip back to your place, though. Kickette ladies’ blow outs and motorbikes do not mix.
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